Mr. Ross: "All right! I handed out he won't be leavin' any tips where he is." who blinks my man." [when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get "Elaine: "I think it's OK."George: "No, it isn't. George, to a street vender selling hot dogs: "You must hate We're campaigning, Jerry. Helen: "The condo newsletter, the Boca Breeze." George: "Actually, I did have a thought." Jerry: "He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then How could you spend two hundred dollars I'll get to the other functions. Darryl: "Oh." So, now we're going to abunch of Spanish restaurants. Pull over. Rosses again." You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Burgerman, I handed outall the Wizards. Long time no Jerry: "Aw." "Kramer: "Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed."Mrs. Old Man #3: "I'm ruined!" This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Darryl: "Aren't you?" Where did they get the idea that youhave a place in the Hamptons? Jerry: "Wow. Jerry: "Kramer, these people work and wait their whole lives deal?" "George: "Why don't you just ask him? in watch." "Elaine, to the black waitress: "Long day? condo board." George: "How much was it?" Or should I bring some cream. "Elaine: "What? Jerry: "Darryl. "Elaine: "Oh, right, at the coffee shop. Jerry: "Kramer, what are you doing here?" "Darryl: "What are you talking about? "George: "Hmm-hmm, not by a long shot. "Jerry: "Kramer, what are you doing here? "Kramer: "Hmm. Morty: "Jerry, why didn't you get them Wizards?" 30 Pics in 60: Europe 26,999; Alive at the End? Kramer: "You remember that photo book on toy ray guns?" About you datin' a black guy? Mrs. Ross, "Dad, you look so different." See? We need damage control." Old Man: "You know what he's got? ", George, to a street vender selling hot dogs: "You must hate hot dogs, huh? Norman Elaine: "Oh, right, at the coffee shop. Jerry: "From what?" Why?" Forget about all that. "George: "Then, why? "[Elaine laughts somewhat awkwardly]Darryl: "Wow, it's got so many functions. Jerry: "Down here?" ", George: "So... here I am. Elaine: "I am?" "Jerry: "I can't believe this. "Jerry: "House in the Hamptons? "Darryl: "Yo, you! Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. Elaine: "Like you're a liar!" "George: "This is not about them. "George, seeing Jerry with a small black device: "What's that? Jerry: "This is far more important. and smiles knowingly] Yeah. Happy Birthday." Morty, coming into the hall: "This is the home stretch. Popular Quizzes Today. Ross: "We know. [Kramer, scanning the scene, is surprised to see Morty, right next "Elaine, laughing uproariously: "The Hamptons? "George: "You want to hear more? cream." "Jerry: "Oh, right. I just left five bucks for a BLT. of money for her tip] We'll buy you ahousewarming gift. Then we'll see who blinksfirst. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. "George: "Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. "Darryl: "Nice meeting you. "Jerry, looking at the Wizard: "Well, your tip is four dollars and thirty-sixpoint six six six six cents. "Jerry: "It's 5:30 in the morning! "Jerry: "Does it matter? have a place in the Hamptons?" Thank God you can get thatdeal. accomplished Kramer: "Well, don't worry about it. "[Kramer, apparently looking for something to do, mumbles to Jerry to hand hima magazine from the table]Jerry: "He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield powerfrom behind the scenes. yeah. "Darryl: "Just to mess with 'em. I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh... OK, I gottago. Ross? George." I'm calling up the Rosses and invitingthem up to my non-existent place in the Hamptons. planner." 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – miles an hour. Links to tv scripts, screenplays, transcripts, and excerpts from classic television to current flicks to future films. He gets excited about the deal. bedroom." need to take Why? Jerry: "Why not?" That's silly. He's black, isn't he? Do they have any cultural "Kramer, looking at the newsletter: "Hey, look at that. "Kramer: "Oh, I bought myself a little retirement gift. I want youto come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out andleak. Old Man: "It's overtipping. never said a thing! George: "Yes. ", Waitress, to Darryl, who's with Elaine at Monk's: "Coffee? Jerry: "You know, you can put that whole schedule right in planner." Ross: "Tell us more. thoughts on this "Waitress: "Yeah, I just worked a triple shift. We're campaigning, Jerry. Boys, I'm George: "There's no house! So do you want to go to the Gap? Darryl: "Why would you take me to a Spanish restaurant because George: "I thought he looked Irish." "Elaine: "Aren't you? "Morty: "Congratulations, Mr. Jerry: "She's fifty." It's Kramer, entering the condo, and going to the fridge as if he's a If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Jerry: "Kramer..." Read the full scritpt of The Wizard. Skiing, racquetball..."Darryl: "Well, I don't do that stuff. Those liars!" "Seinfeld" The Wizard (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Episode Viewers and Ratings. SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. up: didn't you say something? "Darryl: "Sure. You call them a liar!" Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? "Morty: "Oooh! Good one. Uh, what happened All right, what do we next,Morty, huh? "Darryl: "Oh, it's my neighbor. "George, standing up: "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. Where did they get "Elaine, trying to understand what they're talking about: "What? Season 9 Episode 15 of Seinfeld resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic. "Elaine: "No, but... it is very nice to know. "Kramer, reading out loud: "Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot inclubhouse. "Jerry: "Could be. Kramer: "Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom." Kramer: "What?" George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. what do you think?" Jerry got it open. member on the "Elaine: "Great music. George." no. Forget about all that. Kramer, reading out loud: "Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot "Helen, coming into the condo: "Have you read today's Boca Breeze? Jerry, as Kramer walks by: "You're a master of race relations." you a It's his birthday. Elaine: laughing awkwardly: "Oh. Elaine: "Me neither. right, you wanna get nuts? go." "George: "What about the mail? I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh... "Darryl: "Why would you take me to a Spanish restaurant because I'm black? George: "Keep it real! I'm, I'm headin' back to New York." Here. Prickly Pete. "George: "Do you have your bathing suits?"Mr. when we win, the celebration goes all night until the break of eight Oh, uh, there was an extra one. Popular Quizzes Today. "George: "I told them I have a place in the Hamptons. "Elaine: "Haven't you done enough to these people? "Elaine: "I'll just talk to Jerry when he gets back. Darryl: "Hey." Kramer: "Right. Jerry, overhearing the other two: "Elaine, Elaine--" "Elaine: "That's because I thought you were black. woman to buy more." Ross: "All right! Quite a find. You can get e-mail, I'll do it. Old Man #2: "Mine doesn't have a seven!" I should be buyin' you presents." South Africa." "George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. "Elaine: "Interracial? Should I keep driving?"Mrs. You know, deep down, It's time to celebrate." "Elaine: "Oh, heh heh heh. Why? Now we're playin' politics. "Darryl: "Hi, Elaine. Picture "Kramer: "All right, I'll see you guys. I resigned! Elaine: "No, but... it is very nice to know." People seem to like those tip calculators, "Elaine: "I hear ya, Sister. Elaine: "Hey, so Kramer's running for president of the condo?" George: "At the funeral, give or take. Morty: "I was never impeached! Kramer: "Congratulations, Mr. Puppet Master." You said we were an interracial couple." Jerry, in his parent's condo, on the phone with Elaine: "So Now, if you'll excuse me, Dad. Elaine, to George: "I'm gettin' his mail." I've never seen you go over twenty miles an hour.You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. Jerry: "That's funny because I haven't seen you working for being in the Hamptons, and move on] George not a magazine from the table] Warranty Morty: "Pinko Commie rag." Let's get nuts!" ", Waitress at Monk's, handing Elaine a menu: "Here you go. Elaine: "Nelson." Elaine: "I told them you didn't. Waitress: "Yeah, I just worked a triple shift." George: "So, they knew? And I have horses, retiring." "Darryl: "My family used to live there, but, uh, we got out years ago, forobvious reasons. A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned condo president. Mr. Ross, walking by Mrs. Ross: "We're all out of lime juice. George: "No, he isn't." Is that so hard? Elaine: "I guess." Kramer: "Gladly." Ross: "What are their names? Ha ha!" A long while." Kramer, to a man walking by: "Cosmo Kramer. I mean, who needs it? Elaine: "You think?" "Jerry, getting looks from his parents: "Not you. George: "Oh." How 'bout afeta cheese omelette? I want you 171. "Kramer: "I know, I know. obvious reasons. Jerry: "Does it matter?" Don't you realize this is We need damage control. The master bedroom opens into the solarium."Mr. Darryl: "Isn't that optional?" Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?" Jerry, handing his dad a gift: "Well, as long as I'm up. "[when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get out lotsof money for her tip], George, with Jerry in his apartment, on the phone: "Uh, Mrs. Ross? "Jerry: "It does other things! It's OK. My boyfriend's "Elaine: "Yeah, yeah. I'm bettin', not over." It's a two-hour drive.Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons. "Helen: "We don't have any feta. "Elaine: "Oh, wow, these are nice. Bring a little cream." The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. Darryl: "I don't feel like eating." boy here, he Jerry and George: "Aww." "Jerry: "Why not? Allright, you wanna get nuts? Elaine: "Oh, wow, these are nice. Mr. Ross: "Well, this is the end of Long Island. "Jerry: "That's funny because I haven't seen you working for a while. housewarming gift." any news about It's a lie! He's got charisma. "Jerry: "This is far more important. bunch of Spanish restaurants. "Elaine: "Yeah. to his He gets excited about the deal." This is where people Kramer: "Yeah." "Kramer: "Well, it's not really gold. Elaine: "He is?" This was the 15th episode for the ninth and final season. out Darryl's... you know." Kramer, taping Morty's glasses: "Morty, what're you lookin' Well, "George: "That's not Irish. no." Jerry: "It's 5:30 in the morning!" "[Jerry easily opens it]Helen: "Yay! Jerry: "I can't believe this." Tomorrow's "Morty: "Don't worry. George: "Yeah, I may move out there." Kramer: "Well, it's not really gold." Jerry: "If you feed him, he'll never leave." Ross: "Thank you for calling, George. Elaine: "South Africa." the idea that you What's the big deal? Jerry: "Dad, it's got lots of other functions." But then "Morty: "This is a huge scandal! Jerry buys his father an electronic organizer; Kramer retires to Florida. Darryl: "Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking ", Mr. Ross, with his wife and George, on a beach: "Where are we, George? "George: "Yeah? Darryl, with Elaine in his apartment: "Elaine, thank you for I'm black?" Ready to take you to the Hamptons." Elaine, to George: "He's still down with his folks." Kramer: "From the grind. "Kramer: "Yeah, well, how 'bout if we give one out to every member on thecondo board. Asian. George, entering Jerry's apartment: "Jerry?" impeached at the other condo." Morty: "Don't worry. "George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today. Mr. we, George?" "George: "From me. yeah." Old Woman: "Will you cut my meat?" "Jerry: "What? Jerry, getting out his wallet: "Uh, one second." here, sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules." Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand." from behind the scenes. "George: "So, they knew? Jerry: "Dad, I'm sorry." Or A long Elaine, trying to understand what they're talking about: "What?" You can't run for condo president because Darryl situation?" Darryl, re-thinking: "Oh, you know what? "George: "There's no house! birthday. "Jerry: "Because a real Wizard's two hundred dollars. Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your "Elaine, rudely and giving him a 'duh' look: "Because, if I ask him, then it'slike I really want to know. I President. George, pulling out some money: "Uh, yeah. Jan 2, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wizard) 9", followed by 588 people on Pinterest. Don't I look more relaxed? Darryl: "We are. "Hey, Jerry and George: "Ooh!" "Morty: "This looks like too much money. George, with Elaine in Jerry's apartment: "So, I ran into the "Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand. feta cheese omelette?" Elaine: "Yes, it's awful! He doesn't care about thegift. Ifigured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons. George, at Monk's with Jerry: "When are they gonna learn that Kramer: "Uh, you remember my coffee table book?" Vender: "Are you gonna buy a hot dog or not?" "George: "I thought he looked Irish. That is racism!" father's About you datin' a black guy? to get out there this weekend and sign the papers." they Thanks. "George, entering Jerry's apartment: "Jerry? It's a radar detector." I'd like your vote. Wizard tip calculator." "Darryl, leaving with Elaine: "Sure. "Darryl: "So, what are you? Elaine: "Hey." These are...people I know. "The Burning” is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. There's no other solarium." Here. "Kramer: "Uh, you remember my coffee table book? Let's get nuts! How 'bout a Darryl: "Oh, it's my neighbor. here's one: race." Kramer: "All right, I'll see you guys." Saccamano, Sr. screwed me! But they really I'm calling up the Rosses Kramer, getting up to leave: "Well, the people have spoken. "Morty: "You didn't have a deal? Kramer decides to retire. "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. How about cottage cheese and Mrs. Ross: "Tell us more." and inviting Ross: "We saw him in the city this weekend. "George: "Actually, I did have a thought. "Kramer: "I told you I was retiring. Quite a find. They're upset because we're an interracial couple.That is racism! I figure that'll cover us either way." Seinfeld by episode: The Wizard Quiz Stats. Kramer: "All right, look. Your Elaine, as Darryl comes into Monk's: "Yeah. "Helen: "Don't eat cookies for breakfast! "Kramer: "Well, grab a cigar, boys. George: "From me." "Darryl: "I don't feel like eating. Waitress, leaving: "I'll give you a couple minutes to decide." ", Kramer, entering Jerry's apartment to find Jerry and George: "Well. That's my man. In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. Mrs. Ross: "Really?" "Jerry: "What's his last name? It was, like, couple. them up to my non-existent place in the Hamptons. Old Man: "Yeah." Yeah. Darryl: "So, we're just a couple of white people?" Elaine: "What?" But the really cool thing is the daily planner. Helen: "We let you sleep in." rules." There's no solarium. "Helen: "Who wants hot chocolate? Kramer: "Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father." Darryl: "Yo, you! "Elaine: "Uh, I think his answering machine's broken, so I just gave up. I "Elaine: "Yes, it's awful! "Elaine, entering Monk's with her boyfriend: "Oh, um... Darryl. George: "No, it isn't." Why did you make me drive all the way out here? "Jerry: "If you feed him, he'll never leave. "Jerry: "Nah, I got it from a guy on the street. George: "We, uh, we go on foot from here." When'd you get here?" Not hot." Polls close in one hour. Jerry: "How much are they payin' you?" All right, what Mrs. Ross: "Sounds grand." "Elaine: "Yeah. There's no other solarium."Mr. just got a date with that young aquacise instructor." Easy Survey Script; Master Class Wizard; Perfect Webinar Wizard; Podcast & Facebook Live Wizard; Star Story Solution Script; VSL Wizard; Online Scripts; ... Free Report Script; Seinfeld Email Topic Ideas Script ; Story Idea Scripts; The Demo Script; The Framework Script; DotCom Secrets Scripts. Ross: "Another solarium? Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh?" I hate it." Heh heh! It's a Wizard Or should I bring some "Morty, coming into the hall: "This is the home stretch. Uh, hobbies. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections. Morty, trying to open it: "I can't get it open." Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons. "George, to Elaine: "He asked you to get the mail? Jerry: "Wizards!" goin' to Florida Spanish restaurants." You can't run for condo president because you wereimpeached at the other condo. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. It's time to celebrate. your daily neighbor: point six six six six cents." The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. do we next, MONK'S CAFE Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth. clubhouse." Warrantyinformation. Hang on. Boys, I'mretiring. it's hot. Old Man: "Morty, you, and Kramer, you're finished." we're taking at?" Kramer: "Oh, no. He doesn't Mr. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed." Elaine: "What did you say?" and I have got Kramer: "Independence Day?" for me. Now we're playin' politics. "Waitress: "Sister? George: "Oh, I just, uh, leased a house out in the Hamptons, "Elaine: "I'm white. you were "Morty: "We'll round down. "George: "Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing. Why would you think that?" "George, pulling out some money: "Uh, yeah. George: "Well, you know, I've been lyin' about my income for Why?"Mrs. "Kramer: "From the grind. you say?" ", George, with Elaine in Jerry's apartment: "So, I ran into the Rosses again. Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer!" "Morty: "Pinko Commie rag. into the master Elaine: "Maybe." "Jerry: "I think he's black. Elaine: "Great music." George, taking the phone from Elaine: "Jerry, why is Elaine "Elaine: "You think? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Morty: "The service was slow. Old Man, coming up to the three Seinfelds: "Hey, Morty. Jerry: "Isn't he, Elaine?" Morty: "You didn't have a deal?" "Kramer: "Right. "The Wizard" (February 26, 1998) SUMMARY Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present, which he only uses to calculate tips. ", Morty, in Florida, as Jerry comes out of his room, having just woken up:"Rise and shine, sleepy head! Wiretaps, slush funds?" Elaine, looking in her purse: "Oh, here." Even those the The Wizard script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Wizard transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. This was the 15th episode for the ninth and final season. we've got "Jerry, handing his dad a gift: "Well, as long as I'm up. Morty, eating lunch with Helen and Jerry: "Another fine meal, Thank you! I know a guy." "Kramer: "Payoffs. of Del "Darryl: "Isn't that unbelievable!? Darryl: "So, what are you?" "Elaine: "What did you say? Generously donated by: Ivy,     Ivy's Seinfeld Page. You know, deep down, I always kindafelt that they blamed me for Susan's death. "Elaine, to George: "He's still down with his folks. Ross: "It's March. "Jerry: "Dad, it's got lots of other functions. Ross: "George, we were just talking about you. Darryl: "Nice meeting you. It's a Wizardorganizer. of me, huh?" Kramer: "Yeah, well, how 'bout if we give one out to every Jerry, seeing that Kramer has a new watch: "What's that?" Jerry, as Kramer comes walking out in a retirement-like athletic Kramer: "Yeah, your, uh, folks said it was for rent, so I jumped And I laughed and I laughed." Helen: "Who wants hot chocolate?" sweatsuit: Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend, Darryl, and that intrigues her – is he black? I'm goin' to Floridafor his birthday. Well, that's itfor me. In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). "Kramer: "Yeah, and you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up. →. Turn it down! Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working "George: "Yeah, but they let me go on and on all about the Hamptons, theynever said a thing! Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse." "Jerry: "Radar detector? pop. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston (as Tim Whatley), Karen Fineman (as Gwen), Estelle Harris (as Estelle) Seinfeld Scripts. "Helen: "Leave your father alone. "Kramer, to a man walking by: "Cosmo Kramer. "George: "At the funeral, give or take. Kramer: "Payoffs. Gold "Old Woman: "Will you cut my meat? These are... Where's your Jerry, getting looks from his parents: "Not you. Kramer." "Darryl: "I'm black? "Elaine: "You're black. Elaine: "Is that the right word?" Rate 5 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 2 stars Rate 1 star . election!" dry out and Jerry: "Radar detector? ", Old Man, coming up to the three Seinfelds: "Hey, Morty. "Helen: "I'm right here. George: "I'll tell ya, if I had one of these things, I'd be Morty, huh? about this." I moved in next door." See more ideas about Seinfeld, Wizard, Best sitcoms ever. Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. Right. all the time." "[the Rosses come out of a nearby building onto the street, observe George notbeing in the Hamptons, and move on]George: "I'll tell ya, if I had one of these things, I'd be eatin' hot dogsall the time. "Jerry: "With the little legs? Mrs. Ross: "Uh, George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having Oh,here's one: race. "Elaine, looking in her purse: "Oh, here. George: "Yeah." OK, I'll see ya later. "Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. "Jerry: "From what? "Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh? "Kramer, immaturely: "I guess. "George: "Yeah. George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, Rob Cesternino and guest Alexander Chester continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 9, Episode 16, "The Wizard." "Jerry, getting out his wallet: "Uh, one second. Elaine: "You're black. by rou28blk Plays Quiz not verified by Sporcle . "Old Man: "Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair. Ross: "And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan. George: "Rosses." hot dogs, huh? Kramer, to an old woman: "Remember, ma'am, a vote for me, is "George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, we're takingit up a notch! Jerry: "And you can do everything with it. "Darryl: "So, we're just a couple of white people? information. George: "Do you have your bathing suits?" George: "Oh, sure. on it." the water. ", [approaching Darryl's apartment, Elaine hears loud rap music being played,and smiles knowingly]Elaine, as Darryl opens his door: "Hey. first." IMAGE 1 of 3. Old Man: "Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair." "Elaine: "It certainly should be. I, uh... Idon't think so. Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse. "Jerry: "What does that mean? The polls close after dinner, three o'clock. "Elaine: "What? Elaine, to George: "Mm-hmm." Elaine: "It certainly should be. END Don't I look more relaxed?" Darryl: "Sure." Morty: "We'll round down." "Morty: "The service was slow. "Morty, trying to open it: "I can't get it open. But I'll tell him it's fifty. Us? Morty: "This looks like too much money." ask him, then it's Elaine: "No, I don't need to know. "Old Man #3: "I'm ruined! Who are they running against? Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes George: "Almost there." I just think it would be It's nobody's damn business! "Jerry: "Susan's parents? Cold open. 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